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Post by colleen4ever on Aug 14, 2007 17:35:49 GMT -5
HEE,,HEEE, HEE, HA, HA ,HA!!! Oh man that is so perfect!!! Love it!
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Post by GundamZero on Aug 14, 2007 20:10:37 GMT -5
I've actually decided to do it in 3 chapters. That last bit will be chapter 1.
Here's Chapter 2: "Time To Pay The Piper." Chapter 1 will be called "Enough is Enough!"
*The Pizza Cats, Francine, Lucille, Good Bird, and Princess Vi walk into the lobby of the FCC office building.* Guard "Do you have an appointment?" Polly: "We're here to see Jeff Blundt." Guard: "I'm sorry, but I can't let you in to see him without an appointment. I'm going to have to ask you to leave." Speedy: "Try and make us, why don't ya!" Guard: "Don't tempt me, kid. And take off the costume, Halloween's over." Polly: "These aren't costumes, they're the real deal." Guard: "Haha...yeah right...another thing...lady, you ever hear of mouthwash?" Guard 2: *Comes out of the elevator, and looks at Lucille* "You know, I hope you aren't as stupid as that get-up you have on, otherwise, I'd be surprised that you'd be smart enough to breathe." Lucille: *starts getting tears in her eyes* Speedy: "Uh...oh..." Guido: "RUN!!!!!!!!" *The rest of the gang takes cover behind bits of furniture.* Polly: "ARE YOU SAYING I'VE GOT BAD BREATH?!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!!" *unsheaths her claws and launches herself at the first guard* Lucille: *sobbing* "Y-You meanie!!!" *starts crying, her missiles launch out* Guard 1: "N-no...NO...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH...N-Nice Kitty..." Guard 2: "HELP!!!!!!!!!"*BOOM!!!* Speedy: *snickers* "Nice kitty...yeah right...only I get to call her nice kitty.* Polly: "Now, are you gonna let us in there, or am I gonna rip off your hair and make a paintbrush out of it?" Guard: "O-okay...you win!" Polly: "Thank you."*knocks the guards out* Vi: "GUARDS!! TAKE THESE IDIOTS TO PRISONERS' ISLAND!!!" Royal Guards: "Yes, Your Highness." *Speedy blows Jeff Blundt's door open with a Cat's Eye Slash* Jeff Blundt: "HUH? WHAT IN THE NAME OF..." That's chapter 2. I'll put up the text for chapter 3: Bringing back the good shows, later.
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Post by colleen4ever on Aug 14, 2007 22:18:15 GMT -5
Ha,ha. That's telling them!! Any chance we can send them a carbon copy?
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Post by GundamZero on Aug 14, 2007 22:40:28 GMT -5
Yeah, I'd love to. The opening line can be: THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T STOP AIRING THE JUNK!!!
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Post by colleen4ever on Aug 15, 2007 0:38:32 GMT -5
Oh supreme reveng to the extreme!! I like it!
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Post by GundamZero on Aug 15, 2007 0:56:14 GMT -5
Yeah! In the last chapter, Vi sends Jeff Blundt to Prisoners Island, he ticks off Big Cheese, by throwing his mini satellite dish into the ocean, right in the middle of Cheese's favorite show, and Cheese explodes as a result. Cheese and Jerry Atrick are blown into a tree, and Mr. Blundt ends up with his head buried in the sand.
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Post by colleen4ever on Aug 15, 2007 1:23:41 GMT -5
Best place for all those losers anyway! We don';t need guys like them around!
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Post by GundamZero on Aug 15, 2007 1:35:07 GMT -5
Yeah, I know. When Blundt tries to protest his sentencing, Vi yells "SHUT UP!!! GUARDS, TAKE HIM AWAY!!!" Vi then goes and turns on her favorite cartoon, Bugs Bunny. Speedy and the other cats go home, and Speedy and Polly have dinner with the others, then they go to bed.
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Post by colleen4ever on Aug 15, 2007 12:26:49 GMT -5
Just the rifght place for him. If only it really existed!
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Post by GundamZero on Aug 15, 2007 13:29:38 GMT -5
Yeah...and getting blasted by The Big Cheese is a perfect punishment for him. Chapter three is up now, so check it out.
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Post by colleen4ever on Aug 15, 2007 17:24:16 GMT -5
I saw it and it's fantastic!
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Post by GundamZero on Aug 15, 2007 21:28:36 GMT -5
Thank you. What's your favorite part?
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Post by colleen4ever on Aug 15, 2007 22:22:21 GMT -5
When thy're going all midevil on Jeff Bludt of course!
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Post by GundamZero on Aug 15, 2007 22:50:05 GMT -5
Same here, and when he ticked off Cheese at the end. (It just wouldn't be a Pizza Cats fic without Cheese pulling his usual tantrum and exploding.) ;D
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Post by colleen4ever on Aug 16, 2007 0:39:24 GMT -5
I know, that was a great part!
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