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Gundams
Mar 7, 2005 20:57:37 GMT -5
Post by Stamen on Mar 7, 2005 20:57:37 GMT -5
Harsh, but possible...
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Gundams
Mar 8, 2005 14:08:21 GMT -5
Post by GundamZero on Mar 8, 2005 14:08:21 GMT -5
I'm now in the process of writing that new Inuyasha/Gundam/Wolf's Rain/Outlaw Star/FullMetal Alchemist X-over fic. Here's the funny stuff that's happened to Monsha so far
1. Aisha kicked him in the nuts, and sent him flying straight into Kirara. 2. Kirara used him as a scratching post 3. He tried hitting on Winry, and Ed beat the snot out of him 4. He ticked off Inuyasha, and got an "Iron Reaver" across the face. 5. He insulted Rin, and Sesshomaru kicked him through a door. 6. Tried hitting on Lacus Clyne, and Kira and Athrun both kicked his @$$ 7. Sango beat the cr@p out of him for hitting on her 8. Made the SERIOUS mistake of hitting on Melfina, and Gene, Jim, Suzuka, and Aisha all went medieval on his @$$.
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Gundams
Mar 8, 2005 20:59:07 GMT -5
Post by Stamen on Mar 8, 2005 20:59:07 GMT -5
Holy Cr@p! That's really harsh! I know that Monsha's an @$$, but that much punishment is really evil..... ....and I like it! ;D
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Gundams
Mar 9, 2005 14:16:08 GMT -5
Post by GundamZero on Mar 9, 2005 14:16:08 GMT -5
Yeah, and not only did he try hitting on Winry, but when Ed told him to leave her alone, Monsha was like "Why should I, shorty?"
After that, Lt. Hawkeye said "You're in for it now, dumb@$$!" 2 seconds later: Ed: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORTY, YOU POMPOUS, UGLY, MUSTACHE-FACED FREAK!!!!! NOT ONLY DID YOU P!$$ ME OFF, BUT THEN YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO HIT ON WINRY, WHO'S ALOT YOUNGER THAN YOU, YOU SICK PERVERTED B@STARD!!!!!" *after about five mins. of Ed beating Monsha senseless* Ed: "Come on, Winry. I'll take you outside so you can clean yourself off." Winry: "Sure. Thanks, Ed."
Mustang: "You know, Monsha, if I were you, I'd keep my hands to myself. You might live longer." Monsha: "SHUT UP, Mr. Smartypants!" Mustang: "Looks like I need to teach you a lesson. Riza, shall we?" Hawkeye: "Sure, Roy." *draws one of her Beretta Brigadier 93R's* Monsha: "Oh, cr@p........." *Mustang shoots a fireball into Monsha's nuts, then Lt. Hawkeye drills a 9mm round from her gun down there.* Monsha: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Here's the bit from when Kirara went house on him:
Monsha: "Ugh..........d@mn that amazon catgirl........"*starts getting up, and sees Kirara in her kitten-sized form.* Monsha: "Phew.......at least I didn't land near that dog demon Inuyasha, or that demon slayer b!tch Sango *hsssssssss* *Monsha turns and sees Kirara bearing her fangs and claws at him* Monsha: "N-N-Nice Kitty........." Shippo: "Yeah, right, mustache-face! And pigs fly!" Kirara: *transforms* *fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt* *hsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss* *snarl* *RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!* Monsha: "Nooooooooooooooooooo..........ouch...not the face..................."
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Gundams
Mar 9, 2005 21:15:50 GMT -5
Post by Stamen on Mar 9, 2005 21:15:50 GMT -5
OMG! That's really hilarious! It's something worthy of my own devious mind......
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Gundams
Mar 10, 2005 14:23:47 GMT -5
Post by GundamZero on Mar 10, 2005 14:23:47 GMT -5
Yeah, and he even gets Botan P.O'ed at him!
Monsha: "You're a fine looking young lady. Wanna drink?" Botan: "Get lost, you perverted lech!" Monsha: "Come on, you don't know what you're missing" Botan: "From here, it looks like a nightmare. Now, GET LOST!!!!!!!!!!" Monsha: *mutters* "d@mned blue-haired amazon b!tch..........." Botan: "What was that?" Yusuke: "Oh, cr@p............HIT THE DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Botan: *raises oar* ""FORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Monsha takes the impact dead center in the head and goes flying, landing near Kagome* (this is where I finally decide for Monsha to end up dead) Monsha: *staggers to his feet, grabbing Kagome's breasts in the process* Kagome: *screams* "GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME, YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shippo: "Oh boy............he's dead............." Inuyasha: "You b@stard!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one but me touches her!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Monsha: "AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh..........................." Inuyasha: "d@mned piece of sh!t.........." Kagome: "Thanks, Inuyasha."
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Gundams
Mar 10, 2005 20:11:45 GMT -5
Post by Stamen on Mar 10, 2005 20:11:45 GMT -5
Monsha just keeps flying up towards space, until all of a sudden, he slams into something metal!
Monsha: WTF? It's a gundam! And, it's all mine! *looking at the gundam on it's head, hanging on for dear life.*
*cockpit door opens*
Monsha: And, it's inviting me inside!
Me: WTF? How'd you get there?
Monsha: Hey, kid! Would you let me have this fine piece of.....
Me: ...machinery? No, I don't think so. Get lost, loser.
Monsha: LOSER?! Get up here, you little brat, and I'll show you who's boss!
Me: I don't have to. Hasta la vista, @$$! *grabs him with the manipulators and throws him toward space.*
Monsha: HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *speck on the horizon*
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Gundams
Mar 11, 2005 13:24:50 GMT -5
Post by GundamZero on Mar 11, 2005 13:24:50 GMT -5
Monsha: *lands back on earth*, this time landing near Nina* *grabs her breasts* Nina: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! KOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET HIM OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kou: "MONSHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY I GET TO TOUCH NINA!" *draws .44 magnum and fires* Monsha: "AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"*dies* Nina: "Thanks, Kou." Kou: "Don't mention it. Let's go have dinner."
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Gundams
Mar 12, 2005 21:01:35 GMT -5
Post by Stamen on Mar 12, 2005 21:01:35 GMT -5
*In Spirit World....*
Monsha: Where the hell am I, Spirit Worrld?
Botan: Bingo! Hello, I'm Botan!
Monsha: Woah! Hello, my name is.....
Botan: ....Brenard Monsha. I have your record here. *looks through her book* Well, it looks like your record is full of greed, selfishness, and etc. And, it says here that you're perverted!
Monsha: *gawking at Botan* ...huh? Right.....
SPIRIT GUN!!!!!
Monsha: AAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!.............................
Yusuke: I know that you're not my type, but I can't let some @$$ do that to my supervisor!
Botan: Thank you, Yusuke.
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Gundams
Mar 12, 2005 21:48:35 GMT -5
Post by GundamZero on Mar 12, 2005 21:48:35 GMT -5
Sounds just like what Monsha would do...That b@stard...
I'd love to see him try that with the Major from Ghost in the Shell, and then see her kick his perverted @$$ into next century.
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Gundams
Mar 13, 2005 11:24:52 GMT -5
Post by GundamZero on Mar 13, 2005 11:24:52 GMT -5
A cool pic I found, of Kira Yamato, Athrun Zala, Lacus Clyne, and Cagalli sitting on the Freedom Gundam's shoulder: If it doesn't show up, just go to www.gundams.netthen, go to the wallpaper section for gundam seed, get the wallpaper eternal_group1, save it to your favorites, then come back here. click on it's URL in Favorites, and then it should show.
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Gundams
Mar 18, 2005 21:31:32 GMT -5
Post by Stamen on Mar 18, 2005 21:31:32 GMT -5
I've seen better. I prefer screenshots. I looked at the end of Gundam Seed using screenshots. It looks grim....
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Gundams
Mar 18, 2005 22:36:03 GMT -5
Post by GundamZero on Mar 18, 2005 22:36:03 GMT -5
Yeah, especially with Fllay and Mu La Flaga both getting killed. I felt sorry for Capt. Ramius, losing the one she loved like that, not to mention poor Kira, seeing Fllay get blasted right in front of him. At least he made Rau Le Creuset pay for what he did to Fllay, though. In the end, Kira ends up with Lacus, and Athrun gets Cagalli, who is actually Kira's sister.
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Gundams
Mar 20, 2005 19:16:58 GMT -5
Post by Stamen on Mar 20, 2005 19:16:58 GMT -5
In the end, Rau Le Creuset and Kira Yamato have a decisive duel. His unit is automatically set to self-detonate at a certian time. Just as Kira finishes off Rau Le Creuset, the timer runs out. The Freedom self-detonates with Kira inside.
Athrun Zala and Cagalli do stay together after the war, and into the next war in Mobile Suit Gundam Seed Destiny.
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Gundams
Mar 21, 2005 15:50:58 GMT -5
Post by GundamZero on Mar 21, 2005 15:50:58 GMT -5
Actually, Kira does live, and he ends up with Lacus.
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