True........
Here's a cool scenario:
*Bin Laden is observing some new Taliban recruits at his largest training camp, when, without warning, seven large, dark shadows zoom overhead, and then he hears the roar of EXTREMELY powerful engines touching down.*
Osama: "What the hell was that noise?!"
Heero: "Osama Bin Laden, for your crimes against humanity, you are hereby sentenced to death. Prepare to receive your punishment!"
Duo: "Don't bother tryin' to run away this time, diaperhead, 'cuz there's no escape!"
Trowa: "You're severely outclassed and outgunned, Bin Laden. Surrender, or things will get messy."
Quatre: "You consider yourself a holy warrior? You make me sick!"
Wufei: "You pathetic weakling. One such as yourself has no right to call himself a soldier, you coward!!!!!!"
Zechs: "To eliminate the threat you pose to the world, I shall eliminate you!"
Noin: "Osama, you are a dead man!"
Bin Laden: "TALIBAN, DESTROY THEM!"
Heero: *goes airborne in Wing Zero Custom, and fires his 60mm vulcans at the fuel storage tanks, setting them ablaze*
Duo: *Starts taking out guard towers with DeathScythe Hell Custom's Scythe.*
Trowa: *starts blasting Taliban T-55 tanks and Mi-24 Hind-D helicopters with Heavyarms Custom's weapons*
Quatre and Wufei: *begin slicing and dicing the Taliban's barracks*
Zechs and Noin: *blasting and slicing the hell out of any other targets of opportunity*
*after all the Taliban are dead, except for Osama*
Heero:"Do you surrender now, or do I have to get out and kill you with my bare hands?"
Osama: "I'd like to see you try!"
Duo: "Oh........d@mn......*laughs* That idiot just dug his own grave!"
Heero: *gets out of his gundam and approaches Osama, kicking his Ak-47 out of his hand, then punching him in the ribs, breaking four of them* "My fiancee Relena, who asked me to come here and get rid of you for the sake of world peace, will be relieved when she hears that I killed you, you b@st@rd."
Osama: "To hell with that d@mned b!tch."
Duo: "Ohhhhhhhhhh sh!t........he shouldn't have said that........"
Heero:
"B@ST@RD!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE TALKS ABOUT RELENA THAT WAY AND LIVES!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!*breaks Osama's neck*
Heero: "@$$hole........"*gets back into Wing Zero, atomizes the terror camp with Wing Zero Custom's Twin Buster Rifle, and takes off, with the rest of the group right behind him*