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Post by GundamZero on Nov 26, 2004 9:58:56 GMT -5
Inuyasha: *stands at the rear of the aircraft carrier U.S.S. George Washington, poised to toss Naraku into the Marianas Trench, the deepest part of the Pacific Ocean, in fact, the deepest part of the ocean anywhere on earth* "Any last words before your swimming lesson, Naraku?" Naraku: "When I get free, Inuyasha, I'll kill that little wench of yours, while seeing to it that you watch helplessly, then I'll reanimate her and have her kill you." Inuyasha: "THAT DOES IT NARAKU!!!!!!!!! NO ONE TALKS ABOUT KAGOME THAT WAY AND LIVES!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *throws Naraku overboard* Shippo: "Have a nice swim, ya drip!!!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!" Kagome: "Let's go home, Inuyasha." Inuyasha: "Sure thing, Kagome" *goes airborne, with Kagome and Shippo on his back, and flies over to Kagome's house, back in Japan.*
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Post by Stamen on Nov 26, 2004 21:09:26 GMT -5
Nice little storyline..... The Mariannas Trench. On Sealab 2021, there was supposedly a prison for demented robots there. Could you imagine Naraku being cooped up in that place?
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Post by GundamZero on Nov 27, 2004 6:27:34 GMT -5
Hehe...........
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Post by Stamen on Nov 28, 2004 20:32:24 GMT -5
Well, if he got to that depth, his bones would have been crushed, or he would have drowned....
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Post by GundamZero on Nov 29, 2004 5:59:20 GMT -5
After what he's done, he deserves it.
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Post by Stamen on Dec 5, 2004 20:07:14 GMT -5
If he survived the initial drop into the trench, he wouldn't survive long. The Mariannas Trench is notorius for frequent seismic activity. ;D The earth would open up and send him down to hell, literally!
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Post by GundamZero on Dec 6, 2004 5:52:45 GMT -5
Good!!!!
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Post by Stamen on Dec 8, 2004 20:56:21 GMT -5
Overall, the best idea is to throw him into the Mariannas Trench. Anything else?
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Post by GundamZero on Dec 9, 2004 5:47:54 GMT -5
Have him go 1-on-1 with Sesshomaru.
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Post by GundamZero on Dec 18, 2004 17:39:39 GMT -5
Have him go 1-on-1 with Aisha from Outlaw Star, and watch her kick his @$$!!!!!!!
Or, let Gene pump a #13 shell into him!! ;D
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Post by Stamen on Dec 18, 2004 23:45:26 GMT -5
Nice! How about downloading him into the worst video game ever? Or, putting him into the space that is just below the space shuttle's engines right when the shuttle's lifting off?
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Post by GundamZero on Dec 19, 2004 11:36:11 GMT -5
Ground Control Officer at Cape Canaveral: "Shuttle Discovery, weather is clear, we're reading green on all systems, you are cleared for launch in T minus 20."
Shuttle Commander: "Roger, Houston. Commencing final pre-launch checks."
Ground Control: "Wait!!!!!!!! Abort Launch, there's someone on the launch pad.......what the hell...........?"
Inuyasha: "Never mind, that's Naraku, the most evil, disgusting, heinous monster ever to live."
Kagome: "Yeah, go ahead and fry him."
Shippo: (Over intercom in the control room) "Hey, Naraku, get ready for a flash-burn!!!!!!!!!!"
Naraku: "What the hell..........."
*Shuttle's engines power up*
Ground Control: "Shuttle Discovery, resuming countdown at T minus 10.......9........8.........7.........6.........5..main engine start.......4........3........2......1........ignition..........LIFTOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naraku: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Inuyasha, Kagome, and Shippo: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S FINALLY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Stamen on Dec 19, 2004 11:39:55 GMT -5
That's a harsh way to die.... But, it's perfect for Naraku!
Actually, here's how it's supposed to go...
Ground control: "Launch in T-minus 10....9....8....7....6....5...main engine start....3...2...ignition, and LIFTOFF!!
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Post by GundamZero on Dec 19, 2004 11:42:02 GMT -5
Yeah, seeing as he's caused so much grief for everyone else!!!!!!
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Post by Stamen on Dec 19, 2004 11:54:22 GMT -5
Instead of frying him, let's see if he has a fear of heights and no air.... Strap him to the exterior of the space shuttle.
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