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Post by Stamen on Aug 1, 2005 22:01:53 GMT -5
Awww....... I love happy endings.... ^.^\V/
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Post by GundamZero on Aug 2, 2005 13:02:02 GMT -5
So do I. I'm sure Naraku probably didn't like his ending! But who cares. He deserved it.
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Post by GundamZero on Aug 21, 2005 15:08:17 GMT -5
Let's make that piece of sh!t face off against Optimus Prime (From the original Transformers series)
Naraku: *about to start torturing Kagome* "When I'm done with you, you'll be begging me to kill you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" Kagome: "You won't be laughing when Inuyasha and the others get here, Naraku. Inuyasha's going to personally rip out your guts and make you eat them!" Naraku: "HAH!!!!!!!! There's no way he'll get past all the demons I have guarding my fortress, and even if he does, Kanna and Kagura are waiting for him. He'll be dead before he can even get close enough to see you for the last few minutes of sanity you've got left." Kagome: "You won't get away with this, Naraku!" Naraku: "That's what you think! Now--- *hears a loud roar outside, then a huge section of the wall of his castle is smashed through. Bright lights shine into the room.* Naraku: "What the hell........" Kagome: "Huh...." Optimus Prime: *transforms into his robot form and levels his laser rifle at Naraku* "You've got about two seconds to release the young lady, before I smear you across the room!" Naraku: "NEVER!!!!!!!!" Optimus Prime: "One shall stand......one shall fall." Naraku: "Just who the hell do you think you are?!" Optimus Prime: "I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, and as such, I cannot allow you to torture innocent humans." Naraku: "Hah!!!!!! Just try and stop me!" Optimus Prime: "You asked for it!" Naraku: "Why throw away your life so recklessly?" Optimus Prime: "That's a question you should ask yourself, Naraku!" Naraku: "NO!!!!!!!! I'll kill you, then her!" Optimus Prime: "That's what you think!" *charges forward, and punches Naraku, which sends him flying through a wall, then shoots Kanna and Kagura with his laser rifle.* Naraku: *unable to stand up due to the pain in his head from Optimus's punch* "Ugh............d@mn it...." Optimus Prime: "This is the end of the road, Naraku!" *transforms into his Semi-Truck mode and runs over Naraku at 125 mph." Naraku: "OH SH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......"*splat* Inuyasha: "KAGOME!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" Kagome: "INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I thought I'd never see you again!"*sobbing as Inuyasha holds her in his arms.* Shippo: "KAGOME!!!!! I'm glad you're safe!" Miroku: "What a relief to see you unharmed." Sango: "Did he hurt you in any way?" Kagome: "No, except for some small cuts and bruises." Inuyasha: "In any event, I'm glad you're alive." Optimus Prime: "I hope I got here in time to keep her from being harmed." Kagome: "Oh yeah......guys, this is Optimus Prime. He's an Autobot, and he kicked Naraku's @$$ and saved my life." *after everyone thanks Optimus Prime for his help, he heads back into his own dimension.* Inuyasha: "Kagome, let's get you back to Kaede's village so you can rest." Kagome: "Yeah. I certainly could use some rest, and a nice hot bath as well." Inuyasha: "Hop on, Kagome."*crouches down, and she climbs onto his back. Inuyasha then goes airborne* Kagome: "Inuyasha, I love you so much." Inuyasha: *lands at the hot spring, and he and Kagome get into the pool together* "I love you too, Kagome. I've decided that I'm going to spend the rest of my life with you." Kagome: "Inuyasha..........."*kisses him, tears filling her eyes* Inuyasha: *kisses and hugs her back* "Don't cry, Kagome. I'm never going to leave your side again. I've realized that Kikyo is dead, and that you are the only woman I love." Kagome: "Inuyasha.......I can't wait to start our new life together." Inuyasha: "Kagome, like I said.....I'll remain by your side forever." Kagome: "So will I, Inuyasha. We'll make our new life.....together." *they kiss again, and pledge to start a family as soon as possible.* Sango: "Awwwwwwwwwwww..........they're such a cute couple. Aren't they, Miroku?" Miroku: "Yes, Sango, they are. I was wondering if you and I could fulfill that promise we made to each other." Sango: *tears filling her eyes* "Yes, Miroku, I will marry you. I love you." Miroku: *hugs Sango, then kisses her* "Sango, I love you too." Shippo: "Finally.............I thought they'd never get around to it." Kirara: *mew* *Shippo starts scratching Kirara behind her ears* Kirara: *puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* Shippo: "C'mon, Kirara. Let's go play in the meadow." Kirara: *meow* *runs off to play with Shippo."
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Post by Stamen on Aug 21, 2005 21:49:37 GMT -5
*tears come from eyes* That was worth a Newberry Medal........
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Post by GundamZero on Aug 22, 2005 8:06:42 GMT -5
I'm glad you liked it.
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Post by GundamZero on Oct 8, 2005 8:24:28 GMT -5
Let's pit him up against Zechs Merquise in the Tallgeese III!
*Naraku is outside his castle, watching his newest incarnation try out its powers, when suddenly, a powerful blast of energy atomizes the demon from above* Naraku: "WHAT THE HELL?!!!!!!!!!" Zechs: *lands the Tallgeese III so that Naraku can see what he's dealing with* "Naraku, prepare to die!" Naraku: "You first! *unleashes a swarm of Saimyousho* Zechs: "Hmmmmmmppppphhhhh........*flies up above the swarm, then uses Tallgeese's engine exhaust to fry them." Zechs: "Sorry, Naraku. You lose that round." Naraku: "D@mn you..............KANNA, KAGURA, KILL HIM!!!!!!!!" Zechs: "Oh, please........"*impales Kagura with Tallgeese III's heat whip, then steps on Kanna* Zechs: "Strike two." Naraku: "THAT DOES IT!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF!!!!!!!" Zechs: "I think not."*aims Tallgeese III's beam cannon* Naraku: "What the hell........." Zechs: "Time to die, Naraku!"*fires* Naraku: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH................D@MN YOU..............................."*atomized* Zechs: "Got him. Time to head back home and see what's for dinner."*goes back to his own dimension.*
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Post by Stamen on Nov 17, 2005 22:06:17 GMT -5
HAHA!!!! Instead of saying "got him", you should have said "And that makes strike 3..."
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Post by GundamZero on Nov 17, 2005 22:56:29 GMT -5
Yeah.
Naraku vs. The Archangel
*on the Archangel's Bridge* Murrue: *sees Naraku in a stolen Earth forces space suit* "Who or what the hell is that?" Mu: "I have no clue.......wait, what the hell is he doing?" Naraku: "Prepare to die, all of you!" Natarle: "Captain, orders?" Murrue: "CIC, barbeque that idiot." Natarle: "As you command, captain. Gottfrieds, Valients, Lohengrins, FIRE!!!!!!!!!! Naraku: *sees the Archangel power up it's guns* "What the..........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*atomized* Miriallia: "GOT HIM!!!!!!!!" Murrue: "Well done, everyone. Mu, I think our shift's over. Ensign Badgiruel, take the bridge until my next shift. Mu, let's head to bed." Natarle: "See you in 8 hours, Captain." Murrue: "Right. Good night, Natarle. Let's go, Mu." Mu: "I hear you there, Murrue. 'Night, everybody." *Mu and Murrue head down to Murrue's quarters to get some rest*
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Post by GundamZero on Mar 27, 2006 20:32:42 GMT -5
Naraku vs the EVA's:
Misato (to Shinji, Rei, and Asuka): "I'm sure you're all wondering why I called you here." Asuka: "Yeah, It WAS supposed to be our day off today, so I hope it's important." Misato: "Can it, Asuka. It's not an ANGEL, but it still needs to be destroyed, or Tokyo-3, and possibly all of humanity could be doomed." Rei: "Where is the target, and what do we know about it?" Misato: "Apparently, the target is an evil demon named Naraku, who has somehow found a way to cross into this time from Feudal Japan." Shinji: "What the hell.......is that possible?" Rei: "My goodness......" Asuka: "Well, if it's trouble he wants, he's come looking in the right place. I'll blow his sorry @$$ right back there." Misato: "Hurry up and launch, and be careful out there." Shinji: "Right." Rei: "Understood." Asuka: "No prob! Naraku, when I get to you, you're dead!" Misato: *over the intercom at NERV*: "EVA-00, EVA-01, EVA-02, LAUNCH!!!!!!!" *the EVA's launch out of the hangars, and grab their weapons. Shinji grabs an EVA-sized magnum, Rei grabs her positron sniper rifle, and Asuka grabs a pair of 300mm assault shotguns* Shinji: "Okay, now where is this guy....." Rei: "I see him. He's over to your left, Shinji." Asuka: "Hands off, he's mine." Misato: *over the EVA's intercoms* "Use teamwork on him. He's powerful." Shinji: "Gotcha. Rei, Asuka, let's hit him together." Rei: "Sure thing, Shinji. *aims sniper rifle* Asuka: "SAY GOODNIGHT, UGLY!!!!!!"*aims shotguns* Shinji: *aims magnum* "Hey, Naraku, time to die!" Naraku: "Huh......what the hell.......*turns and sees the EVA's aiming at him* Shinji: "Ready..............and............FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!*fires his EVA's magnum* Rei: *fires her sniper rifle* Asuka:*fires both shotguns* Naraku: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *blown to bits* Shinji: "Major Katsuragi, we got him." Misato: "Great job, everyone. Return now." Shinji: "Sure thing, Major. Rei, Asuka, let's head back." Rei: "Right." Asuka: "I still say I could've taken him myself." *Shinji, Rei, and Asuka take their EVA's back to NERV HQ, and debrief, then go enjoy the rest of their day off.*
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