How Would You Dish Out Naraku's Punishment?

[Stamen]

Target practice.... that's the nickname I'm given at school.....

[GundamZero]

Why is that?

Still, Lt. Hawkeye would drill Naraku so full of holes, I bet Col. Mustang would give her a promotion on the spot.

Naraku: "Ha! You presume to threaten me, wench?!! You stand no chance against my power!"
Hawkeye: "Oh really? Well, we'll see about that. *draws her Beretta Brigadier 93-R's and takes aim at Naraku*
Mustang: "Hey, Naraku, if I were you, I'd run, because she doesn't miss!"
Naraku: "Silence, human!"
Hawkeye: "You first! DIE!!!!!!!!" *opens fire*
Naraku: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hawkeye: *Ejects spent clips from her guns* "He's dead, sir."
Mustang: "Good shooting, Captain Hawkeye." *goes informal* "Riza, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?"
Hawkeye: "Roy, I'd love to."
Mustang: "We'll leave as soon as I check in with FullMetal, and get someone to clean up this mess."
Hawkeye: "Sure........BLACK HAYATE! Get away from there! I don't want you smelling like him!"

[Stamen]

There's this one guy who likes using me for target practice......

[GundamZero]

What an idiot......

Back on topic........What'd you think of the little narative above with Lt. Hawkeye turning Naraku into wallpaper?

[Stamen]

That was awesome! How about putting him up against the Alex with Christina Mackenzie as its pilot?

Chris: "I don't know who or what you are, but you're going down!

Naraku: "You pathetic wench.....you're the weakest person who I've fought so far!

Chris: *jumps in the Gundam Alex* Let's see about that! *Fires the right arm's 90mm Gatling gun repeatedly at Naraku*

Naraku: "Agggghhhhhhhhh......" *dies*

[GundamZero]

Inuyasha: *watching from the sidelines* "Holy sh!t...........Whatever that is, it just turned Naraku into a blood smear......I'm glad I wasn't on the business end of that thing."

Kagome: "You should be. That's a gundam, and it just nailed Naraku with a burst of 90mm gatling cannon fire."

Inuyasha and Shippo at the same time: "OUCH!!!!!!!!"


Maybe make him face off against both Kira Yamato in the ZGMF-X10A Freedom Gundam, and Athrun Zala in the ZGMF-X09A Justice Gundam.

Naraku: *about to kill Lacus Clyne and Cagalli* "Time to die, girls!"

Lacus and Cagalli: "Please, someone, HELP!!!!!!!!!!"

Naraku: "Scream all you want, little girls. Your lives are about to end" *two dark shadows suddenly loom over them* "What the........." *turns around and sees the Freedom and Justice Gundams standing there, all weapons trained on him*

Lacus: "KIRA!!!!!!"
Cagalli: "ATHRUN!!!!!!!"

Kira: "Let Lacus go, you b@stard, before I really get p!$$ed off!"
Athrun: "That goes double here. Release Cagalli, or else!"

Naraku: "Or else what?!"

*Kira and Athrun go into SEED mode*

Kira: "You asked for it, @$$hole!"
Athrun: "Cagalli, Lacus, get clear. I don't want either of you getting hurt."
*Lacus and Cagalli clear the area*
Kira and Athrun: "DIE, NARAKU!!!!!!!!!!"
*Naraku gets nailed by the full power of all the weapons from both gundams*
Naraku: "D@MN YOU............AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*gets atomized, leaving a huge crater*
*Kira and Athrun get out of SEED mode*
Kira: "Well, he's dead, Athrun."
Athrun: "Yeah. Nice work, Kira."
Kira: "Thanks. You too, Athrun. Cagalli, Lacus, it's safe now. Let's get out of here and back to the Archangel. I'm sure Captain Ramius is gonna want a report on this."
Lacus: "Coming, Kira!"
Cagalli: "Thanks, Athrun."
*Lacus jumps into Kira's cockpit, and Cagalli jumps into Athrun's, and the two gundams blast off*

[Stamen]

A perfect ending.....

[GundamZero]

Tell me about it! Getting hit by the beam cannons and Igellstellungs on both the Freedom and Justice Gundams would be the perfect punishment for that scumbag.

[Stamen]

The Hyper Impulse Cannon from the Launcher Strike should be enough.

BTW, Igellstellungs are supposed to be called Igelstellungs, or CIWS (Closed In Weapons System).

[GundamZero]

My bad.........

Maybe make him face Mu La Flaga's Moebius Zero Mobile Armor.

[Stamen]

Yeah. Mu La Flaga is a master at firing wired gunbarrels. Those alone would turn Naraku into multiple blood smears. Now, if we included his linear cannon, there would be no blood smears....there would be nothing left.

The Sword Strike's sword would be perfect for torturing him. Just ignite it and slowly slice his torso with it's blade. The Midas Messer would dice him into little cubes.

The Gundam Double X would obliterate him. All you need is a beam of laser energy from the moon, and you can activate the twin satellite cannon. The satellite cannon was designed to take out a space colony if a colony drop was being executed. One shot can destroy the colony. That's just the satellite cannon. The twin satellite cannon does much more damage.

One shot from the Nu Gundam's beam rifle would obliterate him. The fin funnels would torture him to death.

The XGP-15AII can do some serious damage. It's grappling arms would tear him apart. It's machine gun would make him unrecognizable, not to mention it's anti-ship sword.

Megas would have done damage in either of it's forms (original or super-modified). I'm sure that Coop would have installed some crazy device that would send Naraku to the next dimension.

[GundamZero]

Maybe stick him in front of the Big-O, and let Roger nail him with the Chromebuster, not to mention the arm-mounted beam gatling cannons, the eye lasers, the torso-mounted missiles, the hip-mounted vulcans, the piledriver-equipped fists, the Particle Beam Fusion Cannon in the chest, and the waist-mounted anchor rockets.

*Naraku arrives in Paradigm City*
Naraku: "Haha.......Inuyasha and his pathetic friends will never be able to save Kagome now, since I've brought her here."
Kagome: "When Inuyasha gets his hands on you, Naraku, you're gonna regret the day you were born."
Naraku: "Hahaha......I think not. *pulls out a red vial of liquid from his robes.)
Naraku: "Once you drink this, you will forever obey my every command."
Kagome: "Fat chance, Naraku. I love Inuyasha, and I'm not leaving him."
Naraku: "Soon, I'll have you kill him, as your first task as my new slave." *begins pushing the vial towards Kagome, but is stopped by an incredibly strong grip on his wrist.*
Naraku: "What the hell.........?"
Dorothy: "Whoever you are, you have the most attrocious manners. Also, you really are quite ugly."
Naraku: "Who the hell are you?"
Dorothy: "I am R. Dorothy Wayneright."
Roger: "I'm Roger Smith, Chief Negotiator of Paradigm City."
Naraku: "Oh, really.......You think you can stop me? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Roger: "Wanna play rough, huh? You asked for it!"
Naraku: "What the.........."
Roger: "BIG-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHOWTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naraku: "WHAT THE HELL.........."
*The ground cracks and heaves up, and the Big-O comes up out onto the battlefield*
Roger: "Dorothy, take the girl back into that alley. Her friends are waiting." *jumps into Big-O's cockpit. Types in commands, and the screen flashes CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD.....YE NOT GUILTY*
Dorothy: "Certainly, Roger."
*leads Kagome back to her friends, and they get sent to their own universe again.*
Roger: "Time to die!" *arms Big-O's beam gatling cannons*
Naraku: "Oh, sh!t............"
Roger: "SAY GOODNIGHT, UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!"
*fires beam gatlers, atomizing Naraku*

[Stamen]

How about we put him in front of every mech ever known? (Gundam, Megas XLR, Ghost in the Shell- Stand Alone Complex, The Big O, Evangalion, and so on.....)

[GundamZero]

HAHA.............Yeah, the Tachikomas, all the gundams, Megas, and the Big-O would atomize his sorry @$$!

[Stamen]

He'd turn to friggin carbon!

The Glorft's army alone would kill him. The 5 gundams (GW) would atomize him. Every other mobile suit ever made would destroy his matter. And this just keeps going and going.......

When will Naraku learn?