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Post by GundamZero on Apr 14, 2005 7:09:02 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by Stamen on Apr 17, 2005 9:14:11 GMT -5
Naraku: "Who the hell is that guy? He's getting away from every single one of my demons!!"
Vash: "COMING THROUGH!!!!!" *runs right past Naraku*
Naraku: *turns around to see Vash run away* "You will never escape!!!! *turns around to see his own tidal wave of demons headed right for him* "Sh!t....."
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Post by GundamZero on Apr 17, 2005 15:53:32 GMT -5
Vash: *activates the huge gun built into his arm* "Normally, I despise killing, but, in your case, I'll make an exception." *aims at Naraku* Naraku: *puts up his barrier, and the demons are destroyed when they hit it.* "Hahahaha......try hitting me now!" Vash: "You asked for it! TIME TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!" *fires the Angel Arm* Naraku: *watches in shock as the blast rips through his barrier* "What the hell..........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........."*atomized* Vash: "Phew.......I got him, and I'm still in one piece. Well, I'm outta here."
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Post by Stamen on Apr 18, 2005 20:37:26 GMT -5
Vash would never do that......
Let's have him face Battousai the Manslayer.....
Naraku: "Die! AGGGHHHHHHH!!!" *sword slices through him* Battousai: "You first...."
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Post by GundamZero on Apr 19, 2005 6:47:24 GMT -5
Yeah, Kenshin would kill him in less than a second!
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Post by Stamen on Apr 19, 2005 20:51:20 GMT -5
That's why I made it so short. The Battousai, when he fought in Kyoto, killed a maximum of 8 people per second....
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Post by GundamZero on Apr 20, 2005 7:51:48 GMT -5
Ouch!!!!
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Post by Stamen on Apr 20, 2005 20:45:38 GMT -5
Naraku: "Who are you? Why are you so heavily disguised?" : "Some people call me the "Laughing Man". I'm wanted for corprate terrorism. I want to end all corruption in all companies, such as Serrano...." Naraku: "Wanna join my side? A person like you could help me a lot." Laughing Man: "I don't work for anyone but myself..." Naraku: "But I'll pay you a lot of money! Hey, where'd you go?" Laughing Man: *hacks Naraku's cyber brain & eyes* "You can't very well make bad deals with someone if you can't see them...."Naraku: "WHAT?! I CAN'T SEE!!!! YOU B@STARD!!! YOU HACKED MY EYES!!!! D@MN YOU, LAUGHING MAN!!!!" Laughing Man: "hehe....you poor thing...."
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Post by GundamZero on Apr 20, 2005 21:17:09 GMT -5
Haha........stupid Naraku!
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Post by GundamZero on Apr 22, 2005 7:26:04 GMT -5
Let's make him face the Wing Zero Custom:
Naraku: *looks up and sees Wing Zero* "What the hell..." Relena: "HEERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew you'd come for me!" Heero: "Let her go, or die." Naraku: "NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE's MINE, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!" Heero: "We'll see about that........"*steps out of his cockpit briefly, and throws a knife at the ropes holding Relena, freeing her.* "Relena, get out of here so you don't get hurt." Relena: "Sure, Heero." Naraku: "D@mn you............." Heero: "Now, Naraku...........YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *aims Twin Buster Rifle at Naraku* Naraku: "WHAT THE HELL......................" Heero: "DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*fires* Naraku: "Oh sh!t......................AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......................"*atomized* Relena: "Thanks Heero!"*jumps into Heero's cockpit and wraps her arms around Heero, hugging him* Heero: " Relena, I love you, even though I've taken so long to tell you. I couldn't let Naraku hurt you. Now, let's get out of here." Relena: "Heero, I love you too, and I'd be more than happy to get out of this place." *Wing Zero flies off*
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Post by GundamZero on May 6, 2005 21:48:14 GMT -5
Let's pit him up against Gene Starwind!
Naraku: *about to torture Melfina*: "Now, little lady, let's see what makes you tick." *picks up a dagger with a pain-inducing potion on it* Melfina: "GENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!" Naraku: "HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! He'll never make it past all my demon guards!!!!!" *explosions* Naraku: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL?!!!!!" Gene: "LET MY WIFE GO, OR I'LL KICK YOUR @$$ FROM HERE INTO NEXT WEEK!!!!!!" Melfina: "GENE!!!!!!!!!!!" Naraku: "NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!! KANNA, KAGURA, KILL HIM!!!!!!" Suzuka: "Sorry, but I've already killed the little pale one." Aisha: "Yeah, and your wind b!tch is dead too. I snapped her like a twig. She should've known better than to underestimate the power of a C'Tarl C'Tarl." Naraku: "D@MN YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE DIES!!!!!*prepares to stab Melfina in the throat* *Aisha dives in front of him, and the blade breaks against her skin* Naraku: "What the hell?............." Aisha: "I told you.......we C'Tarl C'Tarl are nearly invincible." Jim (over Gene's comm-unit earring): "Gene, how's the rescue coming?" Gene: "Great. I'll be outta here with Mel as soon as I waste ugly." Jim: "OK." Gene: "Aisha, Suzuka, get Melfina to safety. I'll kill @$$hole here, then I'll join you." Suzuka: "Agreed" Aisha: "No prob!" *the three women leave* Gene: *pulls out caster gun and inserts a #3 shell* "Time to die, you b@st@rd. Nobody but me touches Melfina." *aims caster gun* Naraku: "What the hell?........." Gene: "Now............DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *fires* Naraku: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooo.............AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*atomized* *Gene walks out, and Melfina embraces him aboard the ship* Melfina: "Gene, I love you so much. Thank you." Gene: "I love you too, Melfina. Let's go to bed." Melfina: "Sure."
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Post by Stamen on May 18, 2005 21:43:21 GMT -5
Those last 3 statements make me think about what kinky things they're going to do in bed.... hehe..... ;D
Naraku: "I'll see to it that you die slowly.... *has Obi Wan Kenobi by the throat*
Anikin: "I'll take care of him...." Naraku: "Sure! Go for it!" *lets Obi Wan go* Obi Wan Kenobi: *gasping for air* "You're...supposed...to be....the chosen one...." Anikin: *chokes him to death using Jedi power...* Naraku: "Nice job!" Anikin: "Your turn...." Naraku: "It's my turn again? It would be my pleasure.... *gasps* "What...are...you...doing....to....me?" Anikin: "What's it look like I'm going to do to you?" *activates lightsaber* Naraku: "You double crossin b@$tard...." Anikin: "Die!" *slices and dices Naraku*
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Post by GundamZero on May 19, 2005 6:52:45 GMT -5
Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by GundamZero on Jul 24, 2005 6:41:22 GMT -5
Let's make him get the @$$ kicking he really deserves: by having him take on Inuyasha and the rest!
Naraku: "Kanna, Kagura, be prepared. Today, I will finally have the entire Shikon Jewel in my grasp. No one can stop me now!" Kanna: "As you wish, Naraku." Kagura: "Hmmmmmmphhhh......whatever." Naraku: "WHAT WAS THAT, KAGURA?!" Kagura: "I was just talking to myself, that's all." Naraku: "I see. Just keep an eye out for........."*explosion* Naraku:*coughing* "What the hell.........." Inuyasha: "Today, you die, b@stard!" Kagome: "It's over, Naraku. Your days of killing and torturing innocent people are done!" Shippo: "You're done for!!!!!!!!" Miroku: "When this is over, you can atone for your sins in hell, Naraku!" Sango: "Naraku, today is the day when I will take back Kohaku and avenge the deaths of my father and fellow villagers!" Kirara: *transforms* *fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttt* Sesshomaru: "I swore I would have my revenge, Naraku, and your hour of death has arrived. I will show you no mercy." Kouga: "Naraku, you're gonna pay for what you did to my comrades! That goes DOUBLE for you, Kagura!" Naraku: "HAH!!!!!!!!!!!" "D@mned bunch of fools! You stand no chance against me!" Inuyasha: "Oh yeah? Well, we'll see about that. Kagome, let's get that b@stard!" Kagome: "I'm right behind you, Inuyasha!"*readies her bow and arrow* Sesshomaru: *runs up behind Kanna, too fast for her to react* "Time to die, useless vermin!" Kanna: "Wha-----" Sesshomaru: "DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!"*slices into Kanna with Tokijin, scattering her into dust on the wind* Kouga: "NOW YOU DIE, KAGURA!!!!!!!!"*charges at Kagura at full speed, slamming his fist through her heart. She drops like a rock.* Inuyasha: "Looks like it's just you and the rest of us, Naraku. You're not getting away this time!" Kagome: "You're going down, you son of a b!tch!" Shippo: "Whoa, Kagome must really be p!$$ed if she's swearing like that!" Miroku: "Who could help it. She's just as dedicated to killing Naraku as the rest of us are." Sango: "Yeah. Kagome's always been there for us when we've needed her, and we'll do the same for her. Let's go, Kirara." Kirara: *mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooowwwwww* Naraku: "I'm not that easy to kill!" Inuyasha: "I know. That's why we're gonna hit at the same time!" "Kagome, let's combine my Backlash Wave and your arrow." Kagome: "Right." Inuyasha: "Now, Naraku, YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!! BACKLASH WAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome: "Naraku, DIE!!!!!!!"*fires an arrow* Shippo: "FOXFIRE INFERNO!!!!!!!" Miroku: *throws sacred sutras, burning Naraku* Sango: "HIRAIKOTSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kirara: *unleashes her flame breath* Sesshomaru: *unleashes Tokijin's Dragon Strike* Kouga: *watches from the sidelines, not daring to get in the way of the combined attacks* Naraku: "Oh sh!t................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*explosion* *after the smoke clears* Inuyasha: *hugs and kisses Kagome* "It's over! We got him!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome: "Inuyasha, I love you." *kisses him* Inuyasha: "Kagome, now that Naraku's gone, I can finally tell you how I feel. I love you too, and it's you that I want to stay with, forever." Kagome: "Inuyasha.........."*hugs him* Miroku: "Finally. The curse of the Wind Tunnel is ended. Sango, I've been wanting to ask you this for a long time now." *Sesshomaru and Kouga leave* Sango: *as she's comforting Kohaku, who has finally been freed from Naraku's control* "What is it, Miroku?" Miroku: "Sango, will you marry me?" Sango: *hugs Miroku with all her might* "Miroku, of course I will. I love you." Miroku: I love you too, Sango." *kisses her* Shippo: "It's about time." Kirara: *changes back into her kitten form* *meow* Sango: "Kirara, let's get out of here." Kirara: *mew* *jumps onto Sango's shoulder* Sango: "Good kitty." Kirara: *puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* *they head back to Kaede's village*
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Post by GundamZero on Jul 31, 2005 12:09:37 GMT -5
Let's have him face Master Chief!
Naraku: *prepares to use a corrupted Shikon Jewel shard to take control of Kagome* "Soon, you'll be mine, and your first task will be to kill Inuyasha. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome: "Never, you sick b@stard! I love Inuyasha, and I will never be yours." Naraku: "That's what you think. Welcome to my world......."*gunshot* *the jewel shard goes flying out of Naraku's hand* Naraku: "What the hell?!!!" Kagome: *sees a tall shadow in the corner* "Who are you?" Master Chief: "I am Spartan-117, also known as Master Chief. Let the young lady go, Naraku, or you'll regret the day you were born." Naraku: "NEVER!" Master Chief: "Big mistake, ugly." Cortana: "Chief, I'm picking up 2 energy sources, one behind you, the other to your left." Master Chief: "Thanks, Cortana." *pulls out MA5B Assault Rifle and hoses Kanna with the 7.62mm bullets* Kanna: *screams, then dies* Master Chief: "One down, one to go."*grabs his S2 AM Sniper Rifle, aims at Kagura, and fires, blasting her head off with the 14.5mm bullet* Kagura: *drops dead like a stone, her headless body spewing blood* Naraku: "D@mn you..............."*releases miasma* Naraku: "That should be the end of you........*hears Master Chief chuckling* "What the hell....." Master Chief: "Sorry to bust your bubble, but the air filters in my helmet, and the shields of my MJOLNIR armor make your poison gas useless against me." Naraku: "Let's see how you like this!"*releases Saimyousho* Master Chief: "Time for some pest control"*sprays the swarm of Saimyousho with his assault rifle* Naraku: "D@mn it...........I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!" Master Chief: "Let's see you try." *grabs Naraku's throat, and throws him through the wall* Naraku: "Ugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh............" Inuyasha: "Naraku, give Kagome back to me, unharmed, or else!" Shippo: "Yeah, what he said!" Miroku: "Naraku, this is the end!" Sango: "You're finished!!!!!!" Kirara: *fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttt* *hsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss* *snarl* Master Chief: "You all might want to get clear, or you'll get hurt." *aims his M19 rocket launcher at Naraku* Kagome: *runs out of Naraku's castle, and into Inuyasha's arms* "INUYASHA!!!!!!!!" Master Chief: "Sayonara, Naraku!"*fires rocket launcher, then throws in a plasma grenade for good measure* Naraku: "Oh sh!t.....................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....................." Inuyasha: "Kagome, are you all right?" Kagome: "I'm fine, Inuyasha, thanks to him."*points at Master Chief* *Master Chief approaches the group* Shippo: "That's some cool armor you've got." Miroku: "Your fighting skills are also impressive. Tell me, are you a human or a demon?" Master Chief: "I'm a Spartan. An enhanced human with superhuman strength, speed, agility, and fighting capability." Sango: "That's incredible. You were exposed to Naraku's miasma, and it didn't affect you." Inuyasha: "Thanks for saving Kagome for us. We would've arrived sooner, but we got held up by a ton of demons." Kagome: "Let's head back to Kaede's village. I need a rest." Inuyasha: "Sure. Hop on, Kagome."*Kagome hops onto Inuyasha's back, and he takes off* Sango: "Kirara, let's go!" Kirara: *meow* *crouches down to let Miroku, Sango, and Shippo get on her back* *Master Chief heads through a portal into his own time* Inuyasha: "Kagome, I'm glad to have you back. I thought I'd never see you again." Kagome: "He was trying to turn me against you by using a corrupted Shikon Jewel shard, but I purified it when it fell out of his hand. Still, I was so scared that he'd actually make me hurt you." Inuyasha: "That b@stard.........I'm glad he's finally dead. Now, I can live peacefully with you for the rest of eternity." Kagome: "Inuyasha...........I love you." Inuyasha: "I love you too, Kagome." *lands at the hot spring outside Kaede's Village, and kisses her.* Miroku: "Sango, now that I no longer have the Wind Tunnel curse, and Kohaku is free, will you please marry me?" Sango: "Yes, Miroku, I will. I love you." Miroku: "I love you too, Sango."*kisses her* Shippo: *sitting with Kirara behind a tree* "It's about time." Kirara: *meow* Shippo: *yawns* "I think I'll take a nap. Sweet dreams, Kirara."*starts rubbing her fur* Kirara: *puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
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