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Post by GundamZero on Mar 11, 2005 13:16:00 GMT -5
Naraku.........Learn..........That's about as likely as Kouga learning to keep his hands off of Kagome (He's gonna end up as a throw rug one of these days.....)
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Post by Stamen on Mar 12, 2005 21:27:01 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by GundamZero on Mar 12, 2005 21:43:16 GMT -5
Strap him to the Archangel's engines as the ship lifts off. WHO WANTS FRIED DEMON? ;D
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Post by Stamen on Mar 18, 2005 21:34:04 GMT -5
Why don't we just keep it simple and shove him in a Cessna Skylane RG's propeller?
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Post by GundamZero on Mar 18, 2005 22:33:11 GMT -5
Hehe.......CROUTONS!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Stamen on Mar 20, 2005 19:24:15 GMT -5
Remember that liqueifier from Aqua Teen Hunger Force? ;D
Let's have Frylock shove him in there......
Naraku: "Hey, what's this.... OH MY GOD!!!!! AAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *Juice flys everywhere*
Frylock: "You're liqueified, b@$t@rd!"
Inuyasha: "Hey, that's my job! IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!!!!" *kills Frylock* "That's better...... AAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!..........."
Kikyo: *fired sacred arrow* "It looks to be another 50 years in hell for you, Inuyasha....."
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Post by GundamZero on Mar 21, 2005 15:49:26 GMT -5
*the arrow gets hit in mid-flight by another arrow *
Kikyo: "What the hell..........?" Kagome: "You are NOT going to kill him again, Kikyo. Leave us alone, or else!" Kikyo: "Or else what?" Kagome: "Or else...........THIS*fires an arrow, hitting Kikyo and blowing her walking clay body to bits* Inuyasha: "Thanks, Kagome. You saved my life." Kagome: "You're always there for me when I need you, so I owed you one. Let's go find the others." Inuyasha: "Sure."
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Post by Stamen on Mar 27, 2005 20:15:39 GMT -5
Let's have Naraku go against my new gundam, the Lightning.
Naraku: "What the hell is THAT thing?!"
Me: "You're about to find out!" *2 340mm artillery railguns proceed to the mark*
Naraku: "And WHAT are THOSE things supposed to do?"
Me: "They'll kick your sorry @$$ from here to hell! SEE YA!!!" *2 large shells fly out of the barrels and slam into Naraku. A gigantic explosion results*
"Did I forget to tell you that those were plutonium shells?"
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Post by GundamZero on Mar 29, 2005 14:10:19 GMT -5
Hehe...........That'll let some light into Naraku's hollow skull! ;D
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Post by Stamen on Apr 2, 2005 0:14:46 GMT -5
Let's have him face off against the Justice Gundam....
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Post by GundamZero on Apr 2, 2005 6:27:40 GMT -5
Yeah, Athrun'll be sure to vaporize his sorry @$$!
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Post by GundamZero on Apr 10, 2005 8:49:38 GMT -5
Have him face Duke Nukem.
Naraku: "Hahahaha..........you think you can defeat me, human? You're in way over your head." Duke: "Yeah, that's what every other idiot I've faced off against has said....and they're all dead." Naraku: "I bet none of them could do this........MIASMA!!!!!!!!!!!!*releases his miasma* *Duke dons his biomask* Duke: "Nice try, but I came prepared." Naraku: "Grrrrrrrrrrr.............DIE!!!!!!!!!!"*releases Saimyousho* Duke: "Hehehe......time to swat these d@mned bugs"*pulls out his gatling gun and fires, blasting the Saimyousho to bits* Duke: "Got any more tricks up your sleeve?" Naraku: "D@mn you........KAGURA, KILL HIM!" Kagura: *sigh* "If I must.......*gunshot* *Kagura falls to the floor with half her head missing* Duke: *holds Desert Eagle at arms' length and shoots Kanna as well.* "Awwwwwwwwww...........I'm sorry, did that hurt?" Naraku: "HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Duke: "Hehehe.......I don't think so."*pulls out RPG* Naraku: "What the hell........." Duke: "Time to bend over and kiss your sorry @$$ goodbye!" *fires RPG* Naraku: "What the hell..........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*blown to pieces by the 7 inch incendiary RPG rocket* Duke: "D@mn, yer fugly!"*leaves on his '68 Harley custom*
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Post by Stamen on Apr 12, 2005 21:42:05 GMT -5
LMFAO!!!! ;D
A Desert Eagle?! Those guns have an @$$load of power! And, a 7-inch incindiary RPG rocket?! That's kinda extreme!!! A grenade alone could have done that coward in....
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Post by GundamZero on Apr 13, 2005 7:22:05 GMT -5
Yeah, but Duke Nukem is all about kicking his enemies @$$e$ in the worst way possible. He carries a massive arsenal
44 Magnum Desert Eagle 8-Gauge Riot Shotgun .22 double barreled Buffalo Rifle Gatling Gun (Later upgraded to a Laser Gatling Gun) Incendiary RPG launcher TNT sticks Pipe Bombs Laser Pistol Laser Minigun Rotary Drum-Fed Grenade Launcher .50 caliber Anti-Armor Sniper Rifle Flamethrower Plasma Rifle (Lights enemies on fire from the inside out, then blows them apart) 6-inch bladed throwing knives Battle Axe Crossbow Laser Trip Bombs Freeze Ray Shrink Ray (Can shrink a target the size of a gorilla down to the height of Jaken, allowing Duke to crush them under his boot.)
another way to kill him: Have him face Major Kusanagi!
Naraku: "Let's see, what shall I do to Inuyasha today.....I know! I'll kidnap Kagome!" Kusanagi *sneaks into Naraku's fortress using her thermo-optic cloak* "Batou, take care of Kagura. Tachikoma, cover the outside. Saito, take out any Saimyousho you see. Naraku's mine." Batou: "Gotcha!" Tachikoma: "Leave it to me, Major!" Saito: "I've got your back, Major!" Kusanagi: *slits Kanna's throat* Batou: *Breaks Kagura's neck* "Die, b!tch!" Kusanagi: "NARAKU, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!" Naraku: "What the...........who said that?" Kusanagi: *disengages cloak* "I did." *aims her sniper rifle* Naraku: "Oh....sh!t.................." Kusanagi: "DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*fires, and Naraku's head explodes* Kusanagi: "Mission successful. Everyone, pull out" Batou, Tachikoma, and Saito: "ROGER!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha, Kagome, and Shippo: "D@mn..........she's amazing!" Miroku: "I'll say..." Sango: "Miroku, don't get any funny ideas." Kirara: *mew*
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Post by Stamen on Apr 13, 2005 20:37:22 GMT -5
Once again, I'm LMFAO!!!! (In case you don't know what LMFAO means, it means Laughing My F***ing @$$ Off)
Let's have him face Vash the Stampede.....
Naraku: "Just who do you think you are?"
Vash: "I am the bringer of love and peace! I am a guardian of the weak!"
Naraku: "Really? You don't look like the kind of guy to fill that responsibility.... Unfortunately for you, it's your time to die...." *summons an @$$load of demons*
Vash: "AAGGGHHHHH!!!!! THIS IS NOT MY DAY!!!!" *running from the demons*
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