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Post by GundamZero on Oct 29, 2004 5:51:29 GMT -5
That's hilarious!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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Post by Stamen on Oct 29, 2004 22:47:27 GMT -5
It's gold! I would post the entire story at once, but I can't post more than 10,000 charaters!!!
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Post by GundamZero on Oct 30, 2004 9:50:15 GMT -5
I wrote a fanfic which is an X-over of many animes. Inuyasha, Gundam 0079, Gundam 0083, Gundam Wing, G-Gundam, and Outlaw Star, to be exact. The sequel will feature Yu Yu Hakusho and Witch Hunter Robin.
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Post by Stamen on Oct 30, 2004 13:28:51 GMT -5
My God.... That's gotta be awesome. I wrote a fanfiction that combined real life with Gundam in general. I'll give you a synopsis. Anavel Gato kills Osama bin Laden and takes over the Taliban. Me and my partner are called upon on to help the United States crush this new threat, because the Physalis makes a return appearance. It's slam-packed with action, and it's comin' right at you!! My partner is none other than Commander Harabec from my other site.
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Post by GundamZero on Oct 30, 2004 15:14:56 GMT -5
In my fic, Naraku (Inuyasha's arch-nemesis) gets shot by the RX-78GP01A-FB Full Vernian, then Inuyasha whips out his sword, the Tetsusaiga, and nails him with the Backlash Wave.
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Post by Stamen on Oct 30, 2004 18:46:38 GMT -5
0.0 Don't you mean the "wind scar"?
I also have a fic that combines a bit of Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, and another series that a friend of mine is in the process of writing. It also has a few charateristics of 2 Fast 2 Furious. In its sequel, it also has Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun.
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Post by GundamZero on Oct 31, 2004 8:41:58 GMT -5
I do mean the Backlash Wave. It's Tetsusaiga's most powerful attack, and is far deadlier than the Windscar.
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Post by Stamen on Oct 31, 2004 14:48:31 GMT -5
Wow! I didn't know that!
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Post by GundamZero on Nov 1, 2004 6:45:24 GMT -5
With the Backlash Wave, Inuyasha could take Naraku out like he was Little Red Riding Hood.
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Post by GundamZero on Nov 1, 2004 14:45:07 GMT -5
The dialogue between Duke Nukem and the Alien Leader, from the end of Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes:
Alien: "Duke Nukem......so you are what all the fuss is about. I don't see it personally, but I AM impressed that you were able to defeat my best creation, Silverback. He will be sorely missed. However, I'm afraid that this is the end of the line for you."
Duke: "Yada yada yada.....like I've never heard any of this before.....prepare to die........pain and suffering......you will not succeed........*ugh* you think you guys could get some original lines."
Alien: "Hahaha....Duke, before you is a gauntlet, which you must run in order to get to me. Think of it as an obstacle course, where the penalty for failure is death, YOUR death. You're the main contestant, Duke. In fact, you're the ONLY contestant."
Duke: "Yeah, I get the idea. You're gonna try and stop me, and I'm gonna overcome incredible odds and end up kicking your @$$. Are you done now? Can we get on with it?"
*After Duke kills all the aliens in his way*
Alien: "UGH..........Duke Nukem.........DIE! WILL YOU JUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!"
Duke: "I'm you're worst nightmare, you uninvited alien scumsucker! And right now, you're all that stands between me and a planet full of babes, so get ready to bend over and kiss your @$$ goodbye!!!!"
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Post by Stamen on Nov 1, 2004 20:29:38 GMT -5
This is that crossover I mentioned before. It will be put in several posts.
One day, Jet, Keltna, Cam, and Blaze were sitting around the hotel on earth in Kyoto, Japan. They made even the tallest people feel like shorties, except for Cam, though.
Cam: Why the hell are we on this petty little planet? Besides, I'm still smaller than most people on this planet.
Blaze: The engines on our ship ran out of propellant. We needed to land if we want to continue our cross-universe tour let alone getting home.
Jet: While we're here, can we see Hawaii?
Cam and Blaze: No!
Jet: Aww. Can I get sugar high?
Cam and Blaze: No! Don't ask another question!
Keltna: Calm down, all of you. The ship will be completely refueled by tomorrow. I'm going to the spaceport to oversee the refueling.
Blaze: Ok. See you later. *Keltna leaves* So, what do you want to do?
Cam: We can drive around town in our rental Mitsubishi Evo VII that the spaceport gladly gave us.
Blaze: Sure. Let's go! Jet, come boy!
Jet: *barks like a dog, follows Blaze into the car*
In spirit world, Yusuke is being informed of his mission.
Koenma: Yusuke, you have to stop a hanus act that will occur tonight.
Yusuke: What is it this time, more demons and human hunters that want to take over the living world?
Koenma: No. A street race will occur in the city of Kyoto, Japan. You must stop it before it starts. It involves a bunch of gang members and some people with strange spirit energies. Investigate them as well.
Yusuke: A street race? I'm there! I wonder who will win.
Koenma: *bashes Yusuke on the head* Don't let it start!
Yusuke: *rubs head* All right. *to self* I sure hope it's good!
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Post by Stamen on Nov 1, 2004 20:31:56 GMT -5
At the Kyoto police station...
Officer: Mr. Himoura, we gladly appreciate your help in this street racing sting.
Kenshin: No problem. Anything for the police department.
Officer: But why do you carry a sword? It's against the law.
Kenshin: You will never know what will happen to you on the streets of Kyoto.
Officer: Why don't you use a gun?
Kenshin: *picks up AK-47* I'll try. *pulls trigger, shooting up about a dozen cop cars before falling down from the recoil* ^_^;
Officer: Never mind. Can you drive a car?
Kenshin: I'll try. *gets in car, starts it, puts into gear and hits the gas, sending the car into the back of the police station.* Oops. ^_^; Must have had the silly thing in reverse! *shifts into forward and drives away with a crushed rear bumper*
Officer: Dear lord, I hope he doesn't kill anyone.
At a stop-light in downtown...
Jet: Where are we going? I sure hope it's Hawaii.
Blaze: No! You not a very nice person! *sorry, censored* I'm tired of your senseless babbling! *puts tape over his mouth*
Cam: I wonder what we can do?
A car pulls up next to them.
Gangster: Hey, do you want to race?
Cam: Sure. This Evo VII will kick your @$$! I'll race slips!
Gangster: You're about to lose your car!
Yusuke: *drops out of the sky* I really hate to ruin the party, but my boss wants me to stop you.
Cam: Get out of the way! I'll run you over if you don't!
Yusuke: Like I said, I really hate to do this. I love street racing!
Cam: Then get out of the way! *revs engine*
Yusuke: I'm sorry, but I can't. Spirit Gun! *charges spirit gun*
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Post by Stamen on Nov 1, 2004 20:35:21 GMT -5
Cam: Goodbye! *peels out, running over Yusuke*
Yusuke's spirit: Darn it! I'm dead again!
Cam: *pulls back to the starting line* Now can we start?
Gangster: Sure.
Both cars rev their engines. When the light turns green, they both peel out.
Cam: Hang on, everybody! Blaze, turn on both NOS tanks.
Blaze: Sure! *unscrews the knobs of the tanks to turn them on*
Jet: *rips off tape* Cam! You got NOS with the rental?!
Cam: Can't have a race car without it! Hang on! *pushes both NOS buttons, sending the speedometer exceeding 160 MPH. The car flies past the gangsters.*
Jet: *to self* Nitrus Oxide.... more flammable than propane!
Kenshin: They're going pretty fast, that they are. I have to stop them! *peels out, gaining speed on the gangsters.*
Down the road 3 miles away...
Kagome: Why are we here?
Sesshomoru: I heard something strange. I'd thought that I'd check it out.
Inuyasha: We also came here to fight each other!
Sesshomoru: Why must you insist on fighting me all the time?
Inuyasha: Because it's in the script!
Sesshomoru: 0_0; Oh.
Kagome: Stop fighting, you two. Something's coming!
Inuyasha: I'll stop it! Iron reaper soul stealer! *claw slashes through the concrete, the cars fly in opposite directions and land upside down*
Cam and Blaze: *getting out of the car* What the hell... You!
Kenshin: What the... *slams on the brakes, gets out of the car and draws his sword* Who the hell are you?
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Post by Stamen on Nov 1, 2004 20:38:04 GMT -5
Inuyasha: You will die, mortal! *runs at Kenshin, they start fighting.*
Kenshin: Hiten-Mitserugi Style, Kuso Ryu Sen! *knocks out Inuyasha*
Sesshomoru: Why you! *draws Tokijen and slashes through the air, knocking Kenshin unconscious*
Cam: Since your friend is.... indisposed at the moment, I'll beat the crap out of you first. *runs over to Sesshomoru and starts beating the crap out of him*
Kagome: Why are you beating the crap out of my friends?
Blaze: What do you think? They almost killed us!
Kagome: Take a chill pill, girl.
Blaze: I think that I need to open a can of whoop @$$ on you! *they start beating the crap out of each other.*
Everyone is in a fight, but where is Jet?
Gangsters: You are all going to die for that! *they draw their guns*
Jet: *still in car* Ooh. Nitrus Oxide. How flammable it is! *starts a bonfire below the tank*
Blaze: You son of a...
The NOS tank explodes, killing everyone in the area.
In heaven....
Cam: Jet, what possessed you to ignite a NOS tank?
Jet: Sheer curiosity.
Blaze: If I was still alive, I would beat the crap out of you.
Yusuke: Payback time! *charges shotgun*
Everyone: Uh oh!
The end?....
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Post by Stamen on Nov 1, 2004 20:40:26 GMT -5
Now, that is what I call a gold fan fiction / crossover!
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