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Post by GundamZero on Nov 1, 2004 21:28:26 GMT -5
I'll say, except for all the characters dying. What'd you think of that line from Duke Nukem?
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Post by Stamen on Nov 2, 2004 18:20:50 GMT -5
Awesome! In the sequel, they get their lives back, except for Yusuke, however.... And Botan gets a little horny....
On the planet Vedistone...
Adien: Why didn't they take me?
Sujuka: I don't know, maybe because you were late! Why didn't Jet merge back with me before he left?
Adien: You always screw up everything when it's fun!
Sujuka: I dare you to say that in my face... never mind. Hey, what's that? *looks up*
Adien: They're back! C'mon, Sujuka. Let's go to the landing pad to beat the crap out of them.
They go to the landing pad to get them before they get out of the ship.
Adien: *sees Keltna* Oh. Hi Keltna! Where's Jet, Cam, and Blaze?
Sujuka: Yeah. I want to beat the crap out of them.
Keltna: *cries*
Adien: What's wrong?
Keltna: Go to the freezer and see. *wails*
They open the freezer door, seeing the dead, lightly charred bodies of Jet, Cam, and Blaze.
Adien: Oh my word, what happened?
Keltna: Jet ignited a tank of Nitrus Oxide and it blew up, killing everyone in the area. *wails*
Sujuka: Ha Ha Ha! Killed by laughing gas! (OOC: Nitrus Oxide is laughing gas and a powerful propellant for race cars.)
Adien: Have respect for the dead! *beats the crap out of Sujuka*
Sujuka: Ouch.
In spirit world...
Yusuke: Shotgun! *fires shotgun spirit gun*
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Post by Stamen on Nov 2, 2004 18:22:19 GMT -5
Koenma: *diverts the blast* Hold it! I kept a pulse in all of your bodies. You can all still be revived if you all pass this ordeal!
Jet, Cam, and Blaze: You mean that we can all be brought back to life?
Yusuke: Not again... oh well.
Koenma: Yes. You all have to hatch a spirit beast. If it is good, you will be guided back to your bodies. If it is evil, your soul will be devoured by it. Not a pretty sight if I do say so myself. *hands everyone their eggs*
Everyone: *gulps*
Koenma: Botan here will help you hatch your spirit beasts. Good luck.
Botan: Hello, Yusuke. Dead again, I see.
Yusuke: *pissed* Hi Botan.
Botan: Anyway, in order to hatch a good spirit beast, you have to feed it positive spirit energy by doing good things. If you feed it negative spirit energy, it will become evil.
Everyone: *gulps*
Three days later...
Botan: Bingo! It's hatching time for Blaze. It's... good!
Blaze: See ya later! *dissipates*
Botan: It's Cam's turn. Oh no! Bye bye, Cam.
Cam: What did I do to deserve this?! *eaten*
Jet: Cammy!
Botan: It's your turn, Jet.
Jet: Don't eat me!
Botan: Don't worry. It's good.
Jet: Yes! Give my regards to my brother in Hell, Botan! *dissipates*
Botan: Oh, Yusuke. Looks like that yours is going to take a bit more time. *looks around* Kayko's not here. Wanna do something? *winks*
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Post by Stamen on Nov 2, 2004 18:23:39 GMT -5
Yusuke: *whimpers* Help me! I don't wanna screw a 1000 year-old woman!
Botan: *Grabs Yusuke's shirt collar* Gotchya! Come to mommy!
Yusuke: *whimpers* Help me! Rape! Molest! Koenma, help!
Koenma: I'm not responsible for what she does. Do what you want with him, Botan.
Yusuke: HELP!
Before it gets too graphic, lets go back to Vedistone. On the large planet, a familiar duo is looking for help.
Wolfwood: Vash, how the hell did we get on this planet? That SEEDS satellite crashed, didn't it?
Vash: Yeah, why do you ask?
Wolfwood: If it crashed, it shouldn't be able to take off again!
Vash: I guess that the people on board weighed it down too much. The engines couldn't take the strain. When they all got off and we were on it, the engines weren't turned off.
Wolfwood: Great, and now we are in the middle of nowhere!
Vash: Wait one minute, I see a palace. And I see people, mostly girls! Wolfwood,... Wolfwood? *Looks at where he was* Damn it! He's going to get another innocent girl pregnant again! Wait for me! *runs toward the palace with Wolfwood*
In the palace freezer, our heroes wake up from their near-death experience.
Blaze: I'm alive. Burr! *shivering* It's cold. Jet, wake up! *bangs him on his head*
Jet: I'm back too! Try to wake Cam. His soul was devoured.
Blaze: Cam, wake up!
Cam: *grunts* I'm alive, but barely. Let's get out of here.
Blaze: If we're in the freezer, we can't get out without help from the outside.
Cam: Let's blow this pop stand! *runs around, creating an ice tornado*
Jet: Yeah, brother. *turns into demon form, strikes the walls with lightning*
The entire freezer blows up, sending shockwaves all over the palace.
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Post by Stamen on Nov 2, 2004 18:25:38 GMT -5
Adien: What the hell? *runs to freezer*
Everyone sees Cam, Blaze, and Jet alive.
Keltna: My word, it's a miracle!
Sujuka: *merges back with Jet*
Jet: Get the hell out of me! Wait,... that didn't sound right.
Sujuka: Shut up, you sick-minded b***ard! You will obey me!
Jet: No I won't.
Vash and Wolfwood walk in, with Wolfwood having his machine gun cross out.
Wolfwood: What the hell is going on here?
Cam: Who the hell are you?
Wolfwood: I'm Nicholas Wolfwood. Who are you?
Cam: Cam Osaka and with us are Keltna Plinch, Blaze, Adien, and my dimwitted brother who has two personalities, Jet Osaka with his merger, Sujuka.
Wolfwood: Meet my partner, Vash the Stampede A.K.A. the Humanoid Typhoon.
Vash: You don't have to tell everyone that!
Wolfwood: *looks at Keltna* Have you ever considered bearing children?
Blaze: You know that you're talking to royalty, right?
Wolfwood: Oops. *looks at Blaze* Have you ever...
Blaze: Can it, playboy! *b****-slaps him*
Vash: You have to excuse my friend's manners. He's a pervert.
I still haven't completed it, but here's just a taste of what's to come....
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Post by GundamZero on Nov 3, 2004 6:41:36 GMT -5
That sounds cool!!!!!!!! Why don't you throw Naraku in there, and let all the characters beat the snot out of him?
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Post by Stamen on Nov 4, 2004 23:28:02 GMT -5
I'll do that! And, that idea I gave you about how to punish Naraku, It wasn't mine. It was my friend's idea! And, she's got another one! I'll post it in the other topic...
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Post by GundamZero on Nov 5, 2004 6:46:20 GMT -5
Sounds fun! Make sure to include some Jaken torturing in your fic!
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Post by GundamZero on May 11, 2005 13:37:17 GMT -5
"Oh yeah....just wade through the missiles. WHAT ARE YOU....NUTS?!!!!!!"-Chopper, to AWACS Thunderhead, in mission 7 of Ace Combat 5.
Edge, Grimm, and Snow, regarding you (Blaze) beating Capt. Hamilton in Mission 27:
*Blaze hits Hamilton's plane with two heat-seekers while afterburning towards him at Mach 2.5+, and simultaneously pulling a Cobra Manuever to avoid Hamilton's gunfire* Edge: "Was that Blaze?!!!" Grimm: "Amazing!!!!!.......It's just....I can't describe it.....just unbelievable!!!" Snow: "He's the one, no doubt. The 'Ace of Aces'!"
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Post by Stamen on May 11, 2005 22:36:25 GMT -5
Off of Sealab 2021.....
Stormy: "Holy Bejesus! You're the main character off of my favorite T.V. show!"
Marco: "Don't let the guys at Cartoon Network find out about this, or they'll come to kill me."
Quinn: *pissed at Marco, overhears conversation* "Muahahaha!"
*Goes to payphone*
"Hello? This is the Cartoon Network, right?"
Sparks: "Looks like we have a visitor!"
*Cartoon Network submarine docks*
Stormy: "Holy Bejesus! It's the guys from the network!"
*2 guys in wetsuits come out of the ceiling with rifles, lasers aim at Marco*
Marco: "SPARKS! IT WAS YOU, YOU BAST@RD!!" *rips off Sparks' arm*
Network executive: "It wasn't him. It was an anonymous tip."
Marco: "Sorry about that....." *holding Spark's arm*
Sparks: "GIMME THAT!" *grabs his arm back*
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Post by GundamZero on May 12, 2005 6:55:51 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by GundamZero on May 14, 2005 19:21:56 GMT -5
From Ep. 49 of G-Gundam:
Domon: "I love you! I want to be with you. RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rain: *exits Dark Gundam: "DOMON!!!!!!!!!!!" Domon: "Rain!!!!!!!" Rain: "I'm sorry.......I'm so sorry........" Domon: "I'll never let you go, Rain." Rain: "We'll remain together forever." *the Dark Gundam roars in anger, having lost it's core life unit* Domon: "Let's finish this guy off." Rain: "Right." *Domon takes hold of Rain's hands* Domon and Rain: "THESE HANDS OF OURS ARE BURNING RED!!!!!!!!!!!" Domon: "Their loud cry tells us........" Rain: ".........to grasp happiness!!!!" *the Burning Gundam's fins open up, it's chest opens, and begins powering up* Domon and Rain: "ERUPTING BURNING FINGER!!!!!!" Domon: "SEKI........" Rain: "HA.........." Domon and Rain: "LOVE LOVE TENKYOKEN!!!!!!" *a huge blast of light rips into the Dark Gundam, blasting it to hell* *Domon picks Rain up in his arms, as she's wrapped in his cloak to cover herself, and she gasps* Domon: "Our true journey begins now, Rain." Rain: *smiles and nods her head* *The Dark Gundam Colony begins blowing up, and the Gundams Maxter, Rose, Dragon, and Bolt roar out on their afterburners, and form up near Allenby's Nobel Gundam, and they watch the explosion with looks of shock on their face Chibodee, George, Sai Saicci, and Argo: "DOMON KASSHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *The flash of light from the explosion dims, and the Burning Gundam is seen sitting atop Fuunsaiki* Allenby: *gasps, with tears of joy swelling in her eyes* Domon: "FUUNSAIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Fuunsaiki rears up and neighs, then takes off. The dark gundam's tentacles are obliterated across Earth* *the song "I'll Trust You Forever starts playing in the background* *Chibodee gets hugs from his female teammates, George blushes as Marie Louise kisses and hugs him, Sai Saicci starts kissing his picture of Cecille, and gets bashed in the head by Keiun and Zuisen, and Argo stands outside their ship, with a smiling Nastasha, Allenby and Kyral head off together* Domon: "Hey Rain, I've got it. Let's go to Earth. The home loved by Schwartz, Kyoji, and Master." Rain: *smiling* "Oh yes........" Domon: "Gundam Fight Ready......." Domon and Rain: "GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by GundamZero on Jun 23, 2005 17:34:25 GMT -5
Some cracks from Jack Archer (PS2 game Robotech: Battlecry):
"That's right......Jack the giant killer!" "Uggggggghh....I lost him........heh, great.........a fifty foot ninja!" "Next time, try aiming!" "Time to take these guys to school!"
From Fugitive Hunter: War on Terror (PS2) Charles Marcus: "You're just a kid......" Jake Seaver: "You're just a d@mn contract killer. I've got a contract out on you, punk!" *after beating Marcus* Seaver: "How's your ribs?" *cuffs Marcus and drags him to the bar counter* *sits him down* Seaver: "Have a drink!" Seaver: "Watch your head!"*bashes Marcus's head into the bar counter* Seaver: "You'll spend your last years in the can!"
Dr. Al-Nur (Osama's chem.+Nuke expert): "Die, infidel! You are the terrorist. We will release biological weapons into America!" Seaver: "You piece of sh!t, I'm gonna kick your @$$!" *after beating the crap out of Al-Nur* Seaver: *cuffs Al-Nur, then cracks him across the face with his AKS-74U*
Osama Bin Laden: "If you kill me, one thousand more will rise!" Seaver: "Oh yeah, we'll smoke ya out one by one!" Osama: "It's our time." Seaver: "Piece of sh!t......." *kicks the cr@p out of Osama* Seaver: "Hope you enjoyed me kicking your @$$!" *shoves Osama outside the cave at gunpoint kicks Bin Laden in the stomach, then does a double kick into his chest and groin, then knees him three times in the groin, sending him flying into the UH-60 Blackhawk helicopter, which then flies off to America.*
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Post by GundamZero on Oct 28, 2005 15:04:28 GMT -5
From Wing Commander IV: The Price of Freedom (PS1)
Major Todd "Maniac" Marshall, after boarding the Confederation carrier Lexington, where he and his friend Col. Christopher Blair have been stationed: Maniac *talking to some of the Lexington's other pilots: "Maniac. My callsign. It's how I live, it's how I fly...'cuz that's the name of the tune. Come on around, come around right here." Blair: "Hey, Maniac!" Maniac: "Blair!" Lexington pilot 1: "Oh my god, Colonel Blair." *Blair is greeted with handshakes, due to his status as Confed's greatest pilot, and the hero of the Confed-Kilrathi war* Maniac: *sarcastic* "All hail the mighty "Heart of the Tiger". "You know, you're not the only war hero in Confed. I've taken out more cats than most ships' entire attachments. Do I get the red carpet treatment? No, no. I carry my own duffel bag.....*Maniac goes on for awhile* "Did Admiral Tolwyn say anything about me?" Blair: "You haven't heard? He couldn't stop talking about you, Maniac." Maniac: "What'd he say?" Blair: "It's classified." Maniac: "Wha--?" Blair: "Well...I could tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya!" *the other pilots start laughing*
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